sailor hoes and nautical bros

so i understand that i have been slacking lately,

and i really don’t have time for this! i’m so sorry like i honestly haven’t been on as much. i love you guys and i don’t want to stop by blog because i do go on sometimes but i feel like i’m leaving you guys hanging! i was thinking that maybe i could allow a co-owner if any of you were interested. if you are interested in sharing my blog with me share out the form below and put it in my ask. i will pick someone who i feel is reliable- if there is someone who stands out. if not then i’ll just continue how i have been and try my best to keep updating. i love you guys and you rock for following. sorry this is such a long message? sail on 

name:

url to blog:

do you sail?:

   if so for how long:

   what boat?:

anything about yourself i should know:

how often will you update:

can i trust you:

215. “Your butt plug is loose”

214. Ripping your drysuit.

worst.ever.

213. Between all bruises up and down your legs and the “wifebeater” tan, looking like you came straight out of a trailer park.

sailor swag. submitted by dreamingwithhereyesopen

Anonymous asked: I have a huge bump on my temple from a HUGE boomstrike that happened almost a year ago. lol i was being a hero and stood up to save my boat from deathrolling just as my crew/the crazy wind jibed my main. I was hit so hard i flipped out of the boat into the ocean lol D:

hahhahahhaaha sorry pardon my laughing in your face- that’s hilarious. that sounds very painful i’m glad you made it out alive, the boom is a dangerous weapon and the ocean is a scary place to flip in :O i’m glad you are okay. :)

heykellie asked: also on a side note, im almost positive we are the same person

heykellie NICE TO MEET YOU TWINNIE 

heykellie asked: RELEVANT!!!!

hahaha YEEEE

seasonschangethewaythatweare asked: LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog! :) sailors do it best! I creeped, what high school team are you on? i used to do HS sailing before i graduated, now i do college sailing. gnarly.

THANK YOU SO MUCH :) :) :) and i think i want to do college sailing but just somewhere where it’s not too competitive because i’m not into that i just love being on the water so i’ll do anything hahaha

cold--pizza asked: are you sailing powder puff?

yes i am !!!

Anonymous asked: yo where do you sail?? i sail in southern cali and its the shitzzz you should come sail out here!!

FRIGGIN NEW JERSEY i wish i sailed in cali i’m so JEALOUS OF YOUR LIFE

212. Being forced to wear a drysuit or wetsuit because the water is cold, but it’s like 70 degrees out.